Wildlife Photographer's Dream T-Shirts

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Deer Season Open.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"They're so like us."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Bird Torture.

Giraffe Selfie

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Get out of my face!"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Elephant ass selfie.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

The One That Got Away

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Safari.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm in disguise."

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."