Wildlife Investor Pillows

"Risk investment involves letting go of your safety in numbers addiction!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Bee flying to another flower.

Frog in the puddles.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"That's mine!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Too much monkey business...

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Penguin

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Caliologist

'Mother?'

David Attenborough's Morning

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Polar bears

'Still no sign of life.'

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"