Wildlife Investor T-Shirts

"Risk investment involves letting go of your safety in numbers addiction!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Frog in the puddles.

Bee flying to another flower.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"That's mine!"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Too much monkey business...

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Penguin

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

David Attenborough's Morning

Caliologist

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Polar bears

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'Mother?'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Still no sign of life.'

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'