Wildlife Documentary Maker Gifts

Rare footage of a leopard changing its spots.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Crocodile

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"But what's my motivation?"

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Casting Wildlife Films.

The Hidden World of Desks

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'You've killed four warthogs, nine antelopes, two buffaloes and six gnus, but you haven't killed any zebras! Well, I call that discrimination!'

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

Mousehole TV

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

"I got the idea watching David Attenborough."

Field guide to North American plumbers

"We'll have whatever they are at the next table."

Paul the house sparrow, yet another of life's creatures undone by the David Attenborough cameras.

Filming the Crocodile.

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

Big Brother - Final Series.

"Harold... they know."

'I'm sorry, but I'll have to eat you. . . they're filming a documentary.'

'You were right it wasn't Jacques Cousteau.'

Happy Birthday, Bimba

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

"Stop it! There's a wildlife photographer around, so I want you to behave!"

"Could you guys come back later? We're not exhibiting our best behaviors."

The naturalist Sir David Shuttleboro had a life long affinity with wild life.