Wildlife Disguise Enthusiasts Gifts

Hunters catch up to deer hiding as corporate executive. ('How'd you find me, fellas?')

"They're so like us."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Guess who's teething?'

How witness protection really works...

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

'The penguin is upset...'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

Buck Naked

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

The African Plains during the 70's.

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

The Cow-Butt Frog.

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Safari man shearing lions mane.

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"