Wildlife Disguise Enthusiasts Mugs

Hunters catch up to deer hiding as corporate executive. ('How'd you find me, fellas?')

"They're so like us."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

How witness protection really works...

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Guess who's teething?'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'The penguin is upset...'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Buck Naked

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

The Cow-Butt Frog.

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

The African Plains during the 70's.

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Safari man shearing lions mane.

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"