Wildlife Diplomat Pillows

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

Hope...

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

The last bird in the last wood...

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Landing That Tough Account

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'You have to admit, avian suicide has been greatly facilitated.'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

Bio-obsolescence

'When they said adopt a leopard I didn't think they meant...!'