Wildlife Negotiator Pillows

Bring a touch of nature's humor to their home with our wildlife negotiation pillows. Comfortable and fun, these pillows add personality and a love for the wild to any space.

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Animal Conference

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"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea." mockup

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

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Do you want to win the game or my business?

Do you want to win the game or my business? mockup

Do you want to win the game or my business?

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"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!" mockup

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

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Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate mockup

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

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'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

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"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on." mockup

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

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Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot. mockup

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

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'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!' mockup

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

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'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!' mockup

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

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The Destruction of the Environment mockup

The Destruction of the Environment

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Save the river.

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Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade. mockup

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

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It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator. mockup

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

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'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.' mockup

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

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"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer." mockup

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

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Wolf Reintroduction.

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Hope...

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'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...' mockup

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

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The last bird in the last wood... mockup

The last bird in the last wood...

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"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!" mockup

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

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"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf." mockup

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

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Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal. mockup

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

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"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ." mockup

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

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Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.' mockup

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

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"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?" mockup

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

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Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires mockup

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

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'When they said adopt a leopard I didn't think they meant...!'

'When they said adopt a leopard I didn't think they meant...!' mockup

'When they said adopt a leopard I didn't think they meant...!'

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The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help... mockup

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

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"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..." mockup

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

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"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way." mockup

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

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Bio-obsolescence

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"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!" mockup

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

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'You have to admit, avian suicide has been greatly facilitated.'

'You have to admit, avian suicide has been greatly facilitated.' mockup

'You have to admit, avian suicide has been greatly facilitated.'

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"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq." mockup

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

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Wildlife Negotiator Pillows Collection

Wildlife Negotiator Mugs

Discover our range of wildlife negotiation mugs—perfect for their morning brew and a tribute to their unique role in conservation.

Wildlife Negotiator Prints

Enhance their space with our wildlife negotiation prints—artful reminders of their vital work in conservation and ecological balance.

Wildlife Negotiator T-Shirts

Explore our funny and meaningful wildlife negotiation t-shirts, ideal for outdoor events or casual days supporting nature’s advocates.