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'Well, you lost the coin toss. Here's the razor. You're going skins, buddy.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Dedication to excellence....

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

I know you do your mating dance just to embarrass the kids.

Musical ice flows

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

Baby Marsupial On Board

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,

"Fake."

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

Catching A Crocodile.

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."

',,,the ball is sitting right here on a stick'

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

Male Springbok: 'Sally,Beth,this is Will, my Gnu friend'

Last Call of the Wild

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Now if I may say something without fear of contradiction, and I believe I may ....