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"Yeah, that's not real. He's wearing a twig."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Jungle Stores.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Author's Bio-diversity.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Mother Duck.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Too much monkey business...

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Penguin

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."