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'Hey Irma....food fight!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

'Son, it's time we told you. There are some people in this world who don't LIKE brussels sprouts...'

'It's an own goal!'

Now if I may say something without fear of contradiction, and I believe I may ....

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

Fingerlings.

'Ah, you must be the paper boy!'

"Never trust a pig with a moustache..."

I gave at the office. !

"The house of representatives is known as the people's house, as your candidate I'm compelled to ask, how's that working out?"

"How is the new hearing aid?"

Salmon P Chase and the 1868 Democratic Convention

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

"You'll need this stick."

"What does it look like I'm looking for?"

One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'

Alligator drinking gator aid.

'What a lousy round...I couldn't stay out of the traps.'

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

Cat boss tells dog: 'I'll come straight to the point, Wilson: I've never liked you.'

Stop doing that!