Wilderness Navigation Gifts

“So much for Google Maps.”

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Desert Island BBQ

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'So much for your new Satnav!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Recalculating route..."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

The Lost World: You are Here

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'