Wildcat Enthusiast Gifts

'To tell the truth, when you said 'ocelot on his leg,' I was thinking of something else!'

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Giraffe Umbrella

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

The Mouse Princess

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."