Wild West Texter Prints

Wild West Text Showdown

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

New Guy.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Cowboy

Adios Amoebas

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Davy Crocat

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"What?"

"I'd like a trigger warning."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Not at all O.K. Corral

Slug cowboys

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'