Wild West Tales Prints

Marshal Hickory BIll makes the first Wild West faux pas.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Nun Fight.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Artists of the wild west.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon