Wild West Tales Prints

Marshal Hickory BIll makes the first Wild West faux pas.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

All-Verbal Westerns

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Artists of the wild west.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."