Wild West Stories Prints

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Nun Fight.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

All-Verbal Westerns

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Artists of the wild west.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cow duel.