Wild West Crafter Prints

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Artists of the wild west.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

All-Verbal Westerns

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"