Wild West Crafter Pillows

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Nun Fight.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Artists of the wild west.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Old West Bounty Hunter.