Wild Student Herder Pillows

Education Guidance

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Table tennis.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

"God, I hate cows."

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

"You're a bully."

Nerd night at the club.

"Shepherd Herder Hunter Thinker"

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.