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Education Guidance

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Table tennis.

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

"God, I hate cows."

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

"You're a bully."

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

You guys ever think he might be a control freak?

"Shepherd Herder Hunter Thinker"

Nerd night at the club.

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.