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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Travelling

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Motor Tourism

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Monkey-artist

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Save the unicorn.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Heading off with a packed bag

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Climate Change

"You're never home."