Wild Ride Warrior Pillows

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Motor Tourism

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Monkey-artist

Travelling

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Save the unicorn.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Heading off with a packed bag

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Touché"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Airport

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"You're never home."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'