Wild Goose Chaser Pillows

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Squirrel on the beach

Skiing

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

A day in the life of a dog.

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Golfers lost on the road

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

this place got five stars for its fresh food

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

Fox Hunters.

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."