Wild Goose Chaser Prints

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Squirrel on the beach

Skiing

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

A day in the life of a dog.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Golfers lost on the road

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

this place got five stars for its fresh food

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

Fox Hunters.