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"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Here's MY information highway!'

National Everything Awareness Day

The International and May Day Terrorism

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

This castle manager job better be for real.

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'That book is still floating around the system.'

The power of the blog.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Male On Sunday

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

Charles Dickens