Wikipedia Enthusiast Pillows

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

National Everything Awareness Day

The International and May Day Terrorism

Cut!

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

This castle manager job better be for real.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'That book is still floating around the system.'

The power of the blog.

Charles Dickens

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."