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"Ahhh... close enough."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Moses on the web

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Now that's an afro!'

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sausages.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Obsession with the Internet.

The World Wide Web.

Sport Utility Boot.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Monkey-artist

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Wikipedia...