Wig Salesman T-Shirts

"Genuine mammoth."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Silly wig.

A man taking a bow

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Lady in a pretty dress

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

Judge getting hair done.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

A Head-Dress in 1777

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

The five orders of periwigs

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Tonsure Toupee

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

Nice toupee, Dr. Kapuchnik. But … is it honest? At least a toupee is honest about its dishonesty, Al. Compared to what? A beret.

"I couldn't find my other wig."