Wig Salesman T-Shirts

"Genuine mammoth."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

A man taking a bow

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Lady in a pretty dress

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

Judge getting hair done.

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'How long have you had that toupee?'

A Head-Dress in 1777

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

The five orders of periwigs

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Tonsure Toupee

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Wig or the wisp?"

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'