Wifi Sabbatical Taker Gifts

No wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk hour, 5-7.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

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Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

"Nothing like taking a few weeks off to spend time with the kids Eh!"

'All I want is a chance to PROVE money can't make me happy.'

We've agreed - no laptops.

Wi-fi detected on desert island

"I'm using your wifi."

"If your community allows us to build our damn we'll provide free wifi for the whole forest."

If there were one place on earth you'd never visit, where would that be, Randy? Easy: That would be McMurdo Station, Antarctica, little buddy. Nothing encourages hot snuggling more than being marooned in an icy wasteland. That would be a total waste of my skills of seduction. No challenge. I'd never visit the Mariana Trench. People don't live anywhere near there, and it's the deepest spot in the ocean ... so there'd be no wifi and not even satellite internet could reach it. We should have our ow

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

I'm sorry this cabin doesn't have internet. That's ok, nana. I thought you liked unplugged, outdoors vacations. Correct. I love mother nature

"I like my coffee hot, black and delicious. Ah well, two out of three ain't bad."

"Put the #$@*&! device away."

"Too much mis-information out there, I'm taking a break from social media. I'll let everyone know by posting it online."

"You may not understand it now, but this is a good thing! You'll interact with people. . . you actually talk to your family!"

"I'm turning off my iPhone for an hour and having a meLunch."

"If my teacher can take a sabbatical, why can't I?"

"This is our company's smoking area..."

"I'm on my break."

"Would you feel better, Sue...if we stopped watching the news?"