Adventurer With A Wi-fi Addiction Gifts

Wi-fi detected on desert island

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

WiFi Signals

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Pan Extension Chord

Technological Dependence.

"My best friend is my phone."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."