Wide-angle Wonderer Mugs

'But what is the universe for?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'You are doing it wrong.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'Is it organic?'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

The hummingbird's hum.

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

God's studio assistants

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"Wow nice jump!"

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

The wheel.

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

C. Doppler takes a walk.

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

The Aero Biffer