Wicca Devotee T-Shirts

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Rocket and Witch Race

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Witch's Brew.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Various Birds of Pray.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"I'd like to make a return."

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Candle Size

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Your candle has gone out."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Wiccapedia.

'Stealth broom.'

Give Thanks.

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

"I think it would look better over there!"