Wicca Devotee Pillows

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Witch's Brew.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

Various Birds of Pray.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

"I'd like to make a return."

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Candle Size

"Your candle has gone out."

First Annual Psychic Convention

'Stealth broom.'

Wiccapedia.

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Give Thanks.

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

"I think it would look better over there!"