Wholefoods Pillows

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'I sent out for everything.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

In basket-case.

Copycats

Showbiz Awards

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Good For You / Bad For You"

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Squeezing the Free Press.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Counting ribs

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.