Wholefoods Gifts

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'I sent out for everything.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

In basket-case.

Copycats

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Showbiz Awards

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Online form - Submit.

Squeezing the Free Press.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Counting ribs