White Elephant Party T-Shirts

'They saw you coming.'

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Join me in a Martini?

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Bubbly

Beers

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Wolf Karaoke

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Margarita

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Santa does a keg stand.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"