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"Yes, my mahout makes me work hard, but boy do I love the way he scrubs me when we bath in the river..."

Skipping Horse

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

The Runaway Horse

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

New Guy.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Pony Rides

Stubborn Horse

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

A Quiet Rebuke.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"Ever eat a bird?"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."