White Elephant Party Prints

'They saw you coming.'

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Bubbly

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Early photobombing

Join me in a Martini?

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Wolf Karaoke

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Beers

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Karataoke

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Margarita

Santa does a keg stand.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.