'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'
White Elephant Exchange Prints
Celebrate your upcoming white elephant gift swap with amusing and eye-catching prints. Perfect for decking out the event or giving as a humorous keepsake, these prints add charm and laughs.
"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"
Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit
'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'
US dollar rising and falling.
"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"
"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."
Sculptor making a statue to hug.
'Where I come from it's called collateral.'
Fluffy's first and last day as an exchange student.
"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."
"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"
'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'
Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.
Rum Mage Sale Today
Coffee. Espresso. Order here. How can you call it "fair trade" coffee if you aren't willing to barter for it?
This beer has given me the courage to invite you back to my place. This wine has given me the courage to invite you to drop dead.
'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'
What Is This Crap?
The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.
Santa Claus
'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'
We're a host family for Joey's exchange program.
December 26th . . . The Returns
'Nothing, honey, except flare up unexpectedly and cause a lot of trouble. Sort of like your uncle.'
'They saw you coming.'
"I've been diagnosed with duel personalities."
'Ere Mabel, know anything about agreeing to a home swop?'
Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts
Change and barter machines.
'Cooking utensils - always good for bartering.'
You know you can't return it. Mother had a GPS microchip sewn into the lining.
Whatever-U-Got We'll Take It Store.
"Now, follow me. . . You, on the other hand, have tons of hay but need milk. Right? I, on the other hand, have plenty of milk but need hay. . ."
'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'
White Elephant Exchange Prints Collection
White Elephant Exchange Mugs
Looking for funny gifts for your white elephant exchange? Explore our collection of humorous mugs that will surely be the funniest gift in the game.
White Elephant Exchange Pillows
Surprise your friends with quirky pillows at your white elephant party. These humorous home decor items are a fun twist on traditional gifts.
White Elephant Exchange T-Shirts
Find witty and silly t-shirts perfect for your white elephant gift exchange. They're guaranteed to get laughs and turn heads at your next gathering.