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Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Table Of The Elephants

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'Peekaboo!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Besties Photo

'I told you it would fit.'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'My final offer.'