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Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Peekaboo!'

Table Of The Elephants

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Besties Photo

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'My final offer.'