White-collar Surfer Gifts

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Computer monitor for a head.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

White Collar Crime.

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Business Sisyphus

Financial Corruption

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Capitalism.

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

Fraud Squad

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

'Look, I've been in meetings all day...I'll clean my dish in the morning.'

"Sorry, self defense can't be a plea in a fraud case."

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

'Wow, I used to be a Master of the Universe too!'

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."