Whiskered Workaholic Gifts

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Man running in a hamster wheel

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Computer monitor for a head.

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I need to clone myself."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly