Whisker Wrangler Extraordinare Pillows

"Lately, the demands of our cat have begun to spiral wildly out of control."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

Diving Cat.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I hate it..."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Puppy and Kitten.