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'I won't dignify that statement with a response.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

Diving Cat.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I hate it..."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Puppy and Kitten.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Persian