Whisker Squad Member Mugs

'I won't dignify that statement with a response.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

Diving Cat.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I hate it..."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Puppy and Kitten.