Whimsical World Cup Follower Pillows

Replacements for Paul the Psychic Octopus

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Raheem Sterling

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

The vuvuzelas also came in handy after the tournament.

In Russia, soccer is a contract sport.

"...now it's time for a round up of our national sports - soccer, cricket, and knocking the BBC...."

Joachim Low

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

Brazil vs Germany

John Terry

Super Bowl Media Day 2013

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

'I used to be bipolar till I started supporting England.'

Ghost in Goal

'Right, now this is what we call a 'football' and the 'players' will be kicking it!'

Soccer Mania

"Today's gonna be different- I can feel it!"

'OK...you either wash that off or you'll all have to go home!'

Oooh, where'd you get that bruise?

"This match is intense!"

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

Tokyo 2020 - No Audiences

World Cup