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'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

At Lego corporate headquarters.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"It's face painting Friday."

'I try to encourage creativity.'

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

Fly-drive

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

"No experience preferred...we will train!"

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

"I'm sorry - he's just left the office..."