Workplace Whimsy T-Shirts

'I try to encourage creativity.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'I call it cubicilism'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

Sleeping at the computer.

'I need you to start thinking outside the imaginary box.'

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'

Rabbit ears behind boss

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'My Christmas bonus.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'