Workplace Whimsy Pillows

'I try to encourage creativity.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

At Lego corporate headquarters.

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"You may ask your questions only when I call your name. Don't waste my time with chit-chat. I don't have all day. Got that?"

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'I call it cubicilism'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Sleeping at the computer.

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

'I need you to start thinking outside the imaginary box.'

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

Rabbit ears behind boss

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'My Christmas bonus.'

"It's wearing a bit thin now, Peterson."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL