Whimsical Washer Gifts

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Bear Costume

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Little help?"

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

'The roof needs icing.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Puss in Heels

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Put on your Easter bonnet!

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Musical Pipe

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

Easter Egg

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Shop for cats

Doggie Heaven

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Bat

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Cat walking dog.

Stick Dreams